Justin Sternberg @Jtsternberg
Southport, NC, USA | http://about.me/jtsternberg

Recent tweets

RT @XplodingUnicorn: Me: Did you eat all the cheese?

5-year-old: No.

Me:

5: There’s more at the store.

12:34pm Oct 22nd 2017 view on twitter

@tiffanyakuchta Uuurgh. “You’re prettier when you keep your mouth shut” said no woman, but I wish could

12:26pm Oct 22nd 2017 view on twitter

RT @edgette22: .@KFC follows 11 people.

Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb.

11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process…

8:29pm Oct 19th 2017 view on twitter

@williamsba At least it’s not “reject my briefs”. That would be awkward whether you clicked it or not.

8:22pm Oct 19th 2017 view on twitter

RT @pieratt: RT if you still silently sing the alphabet to recall letter ordering

8:20pm Oct 19th 2017 view on twitter

RT @jay_hoffmann: Yup, that's accurate. twitter.com/Jexx/status/92…

8:19pm Oct 19th 2017 view on twitter

@JS_Zao @zaowebdev Or, like… wholesalish

8:05pm Oct 19th 2017 view on twitter

@zaowebdev @JS_Zao I feel like… something quickbookish could be a thing

8:02pm Oct 19th 2017 view on twitter

RT @MoonPie: @weird_news_now I googled it

8:31am Oct 19th 2017 view on twitter

RT @NatePyle79: To understand racism you need to understand power dynamics.

To understand sexism you need to understand power dynamics.

T…

8:00pm Oct 18th 2017 view on twitter

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