Justin Sternberg @Jtsternberg
Southport, NC, USA | http://about.me/jtsternberg

Recent tweets

RT @JimGaffigan: Maybe we should try 4 years without a president? #debatenight

10:34pm Sep 26th 2016 view on twitter

RT @JimGaffigan: When do they get to the singing part of the competition? #debatenight

10:34pm Sep 26th 2016 view on twitter

RT @joshgondelman: “Why am I not asleep?” he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

9:33pm Sep 26th 2016 view on twitter

Dear White People: Stop Whitesplaining Martin Luther King, Jr. j.ustin.co/2cxxC2A

8:52pm Sep 26th 2016 view on twitter

@leoland ha ha don’t make me laughs, it hurts

3:00pm Sep 26th 2016 view on twitter

@leoland right. I didn’t want to use that $300+ worth of AppleCare anyway.

2:57pm Sep 26th 2016 view on twitter

@leoland sent it in b/c of battery/trackpad issues. They won’t do anything b/c of that dent (unless I pay).

2:51pm Sep 26th 2016 view on twitter

2:22pm Sep 26th 2016 view on twitter

@MelissaSainton ¯_(ツ)_/¯ darned if I know

2:19pm Sep 26th 2016 view on twitter

If you get AppleCare for a Mac, I urge you to use a heavy duty case. So… 😡 right now. https://t.co/oSK4g4aAPP

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12:53pm Sep 26th 2016 view on twitter

@JS_Zao thas ma boy

12:25pm Sep 26th 2016 view on twitter

@JS_Zao He started with “Joseph.” I had to get more out of him.

12:23pm Sep 26th 2016 view on twitter

Joseph Boy (I asked Joseph to name this picture) @ Port City Java – Southport instagram.com/p/BK0tKpBArI9/

11:05am Sep 26th 2016 view on twitter

RT @ramiabraham: “Sir, a laborer spilled pink dye into our stock of sea salt!”
“They’re fired. What’s their name?”
“Joe Himalaya”
“Actually…I have an idea”

11:45pm Sep 25th 2016 view on twitter

RT @oksvdney: she went ALL the way off #Charlotte https://t.co/339HNasEgZ

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9:49pm Sep 25th 2016 view on twitter

“Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?!” My favorite scene of #strangerthings yet. These kids are the best.

9:40pm Sep 25th 2016 view on twitter

“If anyone asks, I’ve left the country!!” Ha ha I love this show #strangerthings

9:14pm Sep 25th 2016 view on twitter

8:55pm Sep 25th 2016 view on twitter

RT @dimensionmedia: If you’re on iOS10 and want to go back to “iTouch to unlock”: Settings-> Accessibility->Home Button->”Rest Finger to Open”

8:48pm Sep 25th 2016 view on twitter

@coreymcollins the most impressive part is how quickly Jaime transformed into actress mode.

8:46pm Sep 25th 2016 view on twitter

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